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		Drew
 
 
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				| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2025 7:09 pm    Post subject: Contact Juggling is.... | 
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				Please complete this statement, gold stars for the funniest, cleverest and crazyest answers 
 
 
Contact juggling is...
 
...the opposite of a a happy stable relationship.
 
 
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		Imperistan nog looged in Guest
 
 
 
 
 
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				| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2025 8:04 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				| CJ is the hobby for bored future-tellers | 
			 
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		SirDidymus
 
 
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				| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2025 8:12 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Contact Juggling is......
 
 
....pure boredom in a physical form. | 
			 
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		silver
 
 
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				| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2025 11:15 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				contact juggling is...........
 
 
.............. a happy stable relationship
 
 
(but then i'm monogamous, and drew, notoriously polyorbid) _________________ ...create pointless acts of beauty. | 
			 
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		remy
 
 
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				| Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2025 11:47 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				contact juggling is... A LIE.
 
 
(yeah, sorry, but somebody had to make the reference.  I'll accept the punches for that one.)
 
(moschen's infamous IJA speech, if yer a newbie and wondering.) | 
			 
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		Rakuro
 
 
  Joined: 13 Feb 2025 Posts: 46 Location: Warrenton OR good old US
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 12:52 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Contact Juggling is...
 
 
 The only activity which allows someone to play with their balls in public and not be arrested for it  
 
 
(sorry, but it's too obvious!) _________________ "The hardest question to answer is that to which the answer is obvious" | 
			 
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		Drew
 
 
  Joined: 29 Jun 2025 Posts: 989 Location: Bristol UK
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 1:14 am    Post subject:  | 
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				O/T: Yo remy, do you have or know where I can get a copy of the transcript of that whole speech?
 
I've got the Jugglers World’ Fall 1992 searches soul article, but I'd love that one too.
 
 
Thanks 
 
A
 
ps I like the way that everyone is taking this thread  | 
			 
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		daydream MoM Mobsta
 
 
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 4:30 am    Post subject:  | 
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				zen _________________
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		Juggling_Arcs
 
 
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 4:41 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				contact juggling is.......
 
................................. an excuse to brake things you don't like
 
 
Juggling_Arcs
 
 
ps: do we only get one answer? _________________ If at first you don't succeed, Sky Diving is not for you.
 
 
No luck involved it was all skill... or absence there of. | 
			 
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		kriss
 
 
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 6:35 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				contact juggling is.......
 
 
for those who cant juggle 5 balls (well thats my excuse) _________________ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without haôe. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. | 
			 
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		remy
 
 
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 11:18 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				o/t
 
drew---
 
I'll call ben and yvette (archivers of all things IJA) and find it...I'm sure it's out there somewhere.  I swear.  It wasn't just a mass hollucination. | 
			 
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		Drew
 
 
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				| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2025 11:25 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				thanks Remy
 
 
Contact juggling is like doing the washing up   | 
			 
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		remy
 
 
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				| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2025 2:02 am    Post subject:  | 
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				| contact juggling is responsible for my hangover. | 
			 
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		Dr.RauL
 
 
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				| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2025 8:59 am    Post subject: I am caught retreat ALL... | 
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				...A Pleasent way to spent ones time..
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		Cole
 
 
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				| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2025 11:36 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Contact Juggling is like dance for your hands.  
 
 
ROFLMAO Rakuro   | 
			 
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